by grace

thedailywhat:

Origami of the Day: Money Hats. That is all.

[via.]

COOOOL.

Hey. I know what you’re doing. I was watching you when you “hid” the camera here under the bed. You even saw me watching you. Did you think that I didn’t know what was going on? You’re trying to find out who has been tearing up the furniture while you are at work. Is is me or that furball cat of yours? Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but your little scheme will not work with me. Here’s why. In about thirty seconds, I am going to walk behind this pillow to my right, or your left, and I am going to push it in front of the camera to totally block your view of your once-treasured bedroom. When the view is blocked, this little pristine wonderland of yours will be transformed into a wasteland thanks to the violent nature of Hurricane Puppy. There will be NO visual record of what will transpire here. Of course, you can always check the video that was recorded on the other two “hidden” cameras that you hid as I was again sitting right beside you. You will find that the camera in the second bedroom is now facing the bedroom wall. The third camera miraculously sprouted legs and walked over to the toilet. It then decided to go for a little swim. I’m sure that the view from its current location is quite crappy. Well, it’s 1200 hours and it’s time to move the pillow into position so that I can work my puppy magic on the ol’ homestead. Perhaps the next time the five of you go to the park, you will consider inviting me along. If you all do not finally make me a part of this little family, you will find that the flower garden in the backyard will not be seen on the cover of “Gardening Today” anytime in the near future. Oh yeah, just for the record…Furball will be assisting me in todays’ extreme home makeover. He and I have become quite close in the many days we have been left here alone. Hasta la vista baby!

evil puppy. love it!

golden retrievers teach you the miracle of atoms. =]

<3 Jube!